Lyndon Johnson was perhaps the vilest President with respect to finely-executed belching, creative profanity, unrepentant marital infidelity, and all-round vulgarity. He was, in addition, the greatest exhibitionist who occupied the White House. LBJ was very fond of public urination and frequently engaged in the practice. In addition, when one reporter asked Johnson why he was prosecuting the war in Vietnam, Johnson unzipped his pants (Johnson's pants, not the reporter's), drew out his penis (which he had modestly named "Jumbo") and said "This is why."
LBJ bragged about his sexual conquests and even tried to pick up females in front of his long-suffering wife. He claimed that that he "had more women by accident than Kennedy did on purpose."
LBJ bragged about his sexual conquests and even tried to pick up females in front of his long-suffering wife. He claimed that that he "had more women by accident than Kennedy did on purpose."
The President was so proud of Jumbo that he had ordered constructed a shower stall in the White House with a separate nozzle aimed directly at his Johnson.
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