To be even eligible to be a War Chief, a Crow Indian warrior had to perform the following four tasks:
1) Disarm an enemy
2) Touch an enemy without killing him or being killed
3) Lead a war party on a successful mission
4) Steal a horse
As may be expected, the encroachment of civilization severely curtailed opportunities for braves who were born in the 20th Century to achieve War Chief status.
This brings us to Dr. Joseph Medicine Crow High-Bird, who was born in 1913. Dr. Medicine Crow was the proud descendant of the Crow scout who provided intelligence for George Custer at the Little Big Horn (you could conceivably argue that this scout did not do the best job in the world, but that is a topic for another day). Medicine Crow joined the Army in World War II and was a member of the 103rd Infantry Division. Like his ancestor, he acted as a scout behind enemy lines. In tribute to his heritage, he always wore war paint underneath his uniform and carried a sacred yellow-dyed eagle feather inside of his helmet.
At one point, he was ordered to take seven men, scrounge up some explosives, and blow up a section of the Siegfried line. This was the heavily fortified barrier on the German border, and the Germans took strong umbrage at his actions. Despite heavy machine-gun fire, Medicine Crow and his men fulfilled their mission without any casualties and breached the German fortifications. Task No. 3 accomplished.
Later on, Medicine Crow became separated from his lines and collided with a German soldier. Medicine Crow took the German's rifle and nearly choked him to death until the German cried out for his mother. Medicine Crow released his choke hold and took the German back as a prisoner. Tasks 1 and 2 accomplished.
Finally, Medicine Crow spotted during one of his scouting mission a bevy of German officers holed up on farm with their thoroughbred horses. Medicine Crow sneaked in, mounted one horse, and led another fifty away, singing a Crow war song while the irate Germans ran into the corral in their underwear and took pot shots at him with their handguns. Task 4 accomplished.
Medicine Crow did a lot of other good stuff during the war. When he returned home, he was awarded the title of War Chief, which he did not realize he had earned until his tribal elders pointed it out to him. He is now the only War Chief left.
Dr. Medicine Crow also was made a Knight in the French Legion of Honor, received three honorary PhDs, and authored nearly a dozen books on military history. He has been the official historian for his tribe for the last fifty years.
In August of 2009 he received the Presidential Medal of Freedom – the highest honor awarded to American civilians – for his combined military service and all the work he has done to help improve the lives of the people of the Crow people. He personally led the ceremonial dance after the ceremony. Hopefully, he will still be around for his 102nd birthday on October 27, 2015.
To learn more details about Dr. Medicine Crow's exploits, go to the ever-entertaining and ever-Badass of the Week website.
UPDATE: April 3, 2016--This brave warrior and decent human being finally passed on today. You can read about it here.