Friday, May 1, 2015

HOW TO FIND A VAMPIRE




For centuries, vampire experts had relied on using a naked virgin child and a virgin horse as a means of locating any nosferatu who might be buried in a graveyard. The child was placed on the horse and the horse was led throughout the cemetery. The horse would stop and refuse to go forward should it encounter a plot containing the undead.

Conservative authorities on vampirism insisted that both the child and the horse must be male and that the horse must be pure white. Their more liberal brethen stated that the sex of the participants did not matter and that the horse could be any color, as long as it was solid without any contrasting markings. 

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