Tuesday, January 12, 2016

SURELY YOU ARE NOT SURPRISED

According to a 2013 poll conducted by Public Policy Polling, Americans rank each of the following more favorably than they do the U.S. Congress:

Lice
Brussel sprouts
NFL replacement refs
Colonoscopies
Root canals
Used car salesmen
Traffic jams
France
Carnies
Nickelback (which apparently is some music group I had never heard of)
Genghis Khan
DC political pundits
Donald Trump
Cockroaches

However, Congress does rank above the following (by a narrow margin):

Lindsey Lohan
Playground bullies
Telemarketers
Kardashians
John Edwards
Gonorrhea
Fidel Castro
Ebola
North Korea
Meth labs

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